Homecoming

Oh how glorious the United States are, our slightly more rotund, ignorant neighbours to the south are very welcoming when I state I am from Canada. i am currently in Chicago, known as teh windy city, not because of the weather, but due to the number of big-mouthed politicians..anyways, im persing here returning to the east coast tmrw, I checked on to see a glimpse of Mac drizzle and perhaps some persy rhetoric, but I was shocked to find that behind my back, el girvo was desecrating the name lois einhorn..so in rebuttal I would like to point out some things which I despise about one Girv

-Hes from Toronto

-He doesnt bun

He is a flagrant half stepper

He can't construct a half decent land sail to save his life

He has an affliction for all things pink and gay

He enjoys sitting on the lap of Uncle Benson a little too much

Peep this 

-Lois