A Good Place To Start
here on the first day of fitchmas we examine our friend's childhood.
when he was really young, fitch used to love the song "life is a highway" by tom cochrane. in fact, he loved it so much that every time he heard it he would take off all (yes all) of his clothes and run around the house naked. i can't even begin to speculate as to why he did this but there you have it. his uncle thought it was so funny that he would put the song on every time he was over. it is unclear as to whether or not he still does this. many thanks to cobb for telling me this story.
more on him later