hoppy easter

see what i did there?
i spelled happy wrong to make it like something a bunny would do, because bunnys have something to do with easter, i think it's cause jesus had big ears. i think i'm still drunk from last night.

anyways, i'd like to take this time to discuss johnny macleans. coke, bourbon, grenadine, and bitters. the amounts i will take to the grave. but try to figure it out, and have a few in a very short time. the alcohol, caffeine, and sugar are a deadly combo. don't use red bull though because red bull is for pricks who want to get really excited about something but don't want to put in the time or effort to actually get insanely hyperactive. these people need to be smashed across the face with a large pipe wrench. maybe that'll get them off their ass.

oh well