Fan of the month

Another new feature to the blog is the fan of the month, to accompany the Rasho of the week this newest honour is bestowed upon those who we deem to be the most loyal and most vocal of all our readers...Every month we will name a fan of the month and they will receive vast internet fame and an opportunity to blid with the creators of this blog, 

The first month of blidlife has been a rough one, from not enabling comments, to our current lack of fanbase..but through the trials and tribulations of this little blog, one fan has been there through the ramblings and even stuck around for the occasional nonsensical post...

Without further ado, the fan of the month for the month(s) of March and April is.......(insert drumroll).....MONICA LEE!!

BIG news!

Hey everybody, we now have comments. After days of not being able to get constructive feedback from our loyal readers (Monica). I have found a way for you all to leave comments. it's very technical but I essentially just spent thirty seconds looking for the button to enable comments and then clicked on it. I am so talented.

So feel free to tell us what huge nerds we are for having a blog. However, be prepared for me to reply by reminding you that you're the one leaving comments on said blog and are, in fact, quite the nerd yourself.

anyway, to business:

jays lost tonight but fought to the end. so much for the big hurt's april slump, I'm not sure why it took him so long to realize that the key to finding one's rhythm is to actually participate in spring training.

as you may have seen (if you haven't check it out), I have started a little tradition called: "a few words about...". it is my firm belief that knowledge is power (G.I. Joe anyone?), and what better way to learn than from an internet blog run by the two bliddest kids in the world (one of whom doesn't even smoke). need i say more? watch for future installments.

don't bite the hand that feeds ya
girv

I'd like to say a few words about Elephant Seals

The southern Elephant Seal or Mirounga leonina, lives in the sea for most of its life but comes to land to breed and give birth to cute little baby elephant seals (see left). They mate during the fall months (August to November). the males are quite a bit bigger than the females and are very protective. a successful male can have as many as 60 females in its "harem". the males establish dominance with their roars and by fighting each other. the bigger the nose the louder the roar and the more likely it is that that male will win in a fight.

They are a close relative of the northern elephant seal (M. angustirostris), which tend to have larger noses but are smaller overall (see right).


As you can see by the picture below, elephant seals are very very sneaky.
Unfortunately many have been killed over the years by seal poachers and were almost extinct. It seems they aren't sneaky enough.

As a final note, I would like to point out that David Attenborough is the fucking man, and if you haven't yet noticed: Elephant Seals are the persiest animal in the world.

now you know
girv

Music I Deem Bumpworthy

This week is throwback rap attack, with the new weather has come my reacquisition of the majority of my music and therefore alot of gems which were previously looked over..

1) Redman-Tonites The Night

2)EPMD-Da Joint

3)Outkast and Slick Rick-Street Talking

4)Nas-Nas Is Like

5)Lootpack-Whenimondamic

6)Crooklyn Dodgers-Crooklyn

7)Diamond D-The Hiatus

And let me share some knowledge with you guys...Pineapple Express(best movie of 08)

Akon calling T-pain

And this one is for Fitch...Drop and give me 50

Einhorn Out

big sweep

jays win, jays win. a great game on all fronts. halladay with a very solid outing, accardo with the save, beckett with the loss, big hurt gets a grand slam, wells is back to his old self, and johnny mac is incredible. jays get the sweep on the sox, something that should help us for a few reasons: confidence, standings, and confidence. well done boys, now lets look to exploit the jet-lagged a's as well.

my beat the streak streak (bss) is at 3 now with ichiro, guillen, and reyes up next.

disappointing loss for the raps, we need to get some perimeter defense, this is ridiculous. rasho with 22 and 14. two double doubles in as many nights? you've got to be kidding me.

our rasho award for this week goes to the man rasho himself, this is the first time rasho has won his own award and probably won't be the last.

i would also like to give a shout-out to lois for his bliddest post yet.

jesus says hi
girv

Butternut Reduction

One of the biggest questions affecting our world was poised to me today..

"What if you have to introduce someone who knows nothing, to Star Wars, how do you show them to them? The original 3 first, or the new 3 first"-Girv

After much thought and much discussion with a panel of experts in the field(myself,Girv,Yeltsew) We decided that yes, in true to the way we were introduced to the films, we would show them the first three then the more recent ones.

Anyway, Im sitting here taking in Rasho Nesterovic and all of his wonderfulness and wondering, wow, how did someone as Slovenian and as awkward as Rasho, come to be such a presence in the NBA....... and my answer, globalization folks, that means that instead of watching re-runs of the slovenian national handball team, he was watching Michael Jordan and Dennis Rodman

Einhorn Out

home opener notes, and other musings

50, 000 in attendance at Skydome for the home opener last night. jays win over the tim wakefield red sox with shaun marcum having a huge night. 7 innings, 3 hits, 3 er, 1 bb, 8 k. alex rios and my boy: aaron hill both with very persy contracts. a very good day overall, but wit a few sore points. apparentsly there were some streakers on the field without their shirts on, one was a girl but she was still wearing a bra. these people need to be drowned in a fishbowl. if your gonna streak, you streak, none of this half assed bullshit. normally i would say that these people shouldn't have had anything to hide, but after seeing this:



ok, so maybe the woman should have left her shirt on. or just get outside more and do a little exercise, then maybe you wouldn't have gotten caught so easily.

loved th powder blues and the alomar ceremony. can we just switch back permanently?

on a sour note, my beat the streak streak is over at 4, thanks to magglio and the rest of the tigers (with the exception of renteria) not being able to get a hit off this guy:










what the fuck!

i'm back at one now though

raps: last night rasho with 23 and 10, holy shit! fuck kobe, rasho for MVP! this guy is off the motherfucking charts!

too much?

anyways, today the jays go up against clay "wundrkid" buchholtz (theres defiantly something wrong when your first name is something you would find in the ground, your last name has consecutive "h"s and a "z", and your nickname is spelled wrong) if we can win this one, it'll be doc going for the sweep against josh beckett. sweet!

raps nets tonight, if we cant beat these guys, who can we beat?

good luck with life
girv

History

Rasho with the three!!!3!!!

first of his career, for those who are unaware.

yeh
girv

0-1

well, the jays lost the opener to the yanks (fuckers), but it was a hard fought battle. the offense generated some good hits and we started to use the running game. I've always been a fan of base stealing, and our team seems to have some legs out there. hill 1-4 with a double. Shannon Stewart had the first hit of the season and capped it off with an RBI. take that reed johnson (but seriously, just kidding). both doc and Chien-Ming "Tiny" Wang pitched well and joba "lord of the flies" chamberlain had a nice inning too but he still hasn't convinced me.

is it just me, or is rod black the biggest tool since carlos tosca.

that's right, Carlos Tosca.

so my beat the streak streak is alive and well as carlos delgado hits a single against the florida marlins. hill also had a hit tonight and i may get credit for having chosen him last night. so i'm either at 4 or 5. next up: magglio "jackie chan" ordonez then carl crawford.

wish me luck
girv

Bake Your Own Ziti

The newest sensation out of the chi since Kanye West and Deep Dish Pizza, The Cool Kids are currently making headlines with their throwback rap attacks....Their Album The Flossed Out EP was highly revered and critically acclaimed, they to quote the lyrical genius Mike Jones, have the internet going nuts..

I highly recommend downloading their album

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b34U3-CutuU

On another note....Guilty Simpson. If you dont know the name do it up

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqUFIPV2Hf8