hurricane life

12:30 AM:

arrive at boardwalk and attempt to land sail

12:31 AM:

failure

After that AM:

go to rocks and live like there's no tomorrow (there almost wasn't)

anyways, the cane was huge and the water was rockin'. just persing down at the shore gettin splashed half to shit. so good. got all kinds of salt water in my hair and woke up with salt on my face. then had a shower. if you ever get the chance to go champion a hurricane, it's weel worth it.

also got the blidlife mascot, its a bumper and it needs a name.

any suggestions?

keep the big wheel turnin'
girv

Sup?

just chillin' watching mrs. butterworth talk about geiko. fucked.

so not much going on, just bough an electric mandolin and it's fuckin persy. and you know what's badass: blade 2.

well the jays didn't make the playoffs but i remain hopeful for the future. we need a new GM who can make big deals and give this club a few new big guns. it seems we're always one step away from the postseason. oh well, the postseason should be a good one.

you know what, blade 2 isn't that good.

anyways, now to the rasho of the week: Steve Guttenberg, for giving us the police academy franchise.

Police Academy
Police Academy 2: Their First Assignment
Police Academy 3: Back In Training
Police Academy 4: Citizens On Patrol
Police Academy 5: Assignment Miami Beach
Police Academy 6: City Under Siege
Police Academy 7: Mission To Moscow

that's one more movie than the leprechaun series!

that's all I got.
girv

We're Back!

that's right folks, we are getting into full swing here at blidlife. it's been an eventful summer but we can only hope it will be a more eventful winter. it's shaping up to be a good one and here are some reasons why:

-raps season
-jermaine o'neil
-baseball playoffs
-bars
-blidness
-willy's
-tim&eric
-biochem (again)
-urinating on public communication devices
-new immediate surroundings
-more frequent blog posts
-more "say a few words about"
-new stuff (ie. logo)
and possibly
-a new writer!

all these things are great and it should be fun but as much as we should be looking foreward lets look back on those we lost and the things we'll miss.

-rasho (in indiana)
-chuck (in chicago)
-TJ (also in indiana)
-carlin (in hell)
no that's rediculus, hell doesn't exist. what the fuck just got into me?
-benson?

ok this is getting out of hand. lets have a look at the raps:

this year we will retain the core of our group with a few additions. although we lost ford and won't have the same 1-2 punch at the point i think the deal was for the best. if we realistically want a more balanced team we can't have 2 star point guards. now, contrary to popular belief, i'm not an idiot. i agree that getting rid of rasho was for the better, and i say this out of absolute devotion to the rasho way of life. jermaine o'neil is a better choice and even if he doesn't produce as much as some say he will, his preasence should elevate the game of one chris bosh and make the team better. as for the aquisition of matt devlin, he won't be chuck swirsky, and we need to stop listening for swirsky. he's gone, shit happens, get over it and try to find something to like in devlin.

on that note i've got to give the rasho of the summer to cito gaston.
no explanation necessary.

now, i do have some very exciting news:

i'm sure you've heard of pirates. if you haven't that's ok just skip this section this probably won't seem very interesting.


pirates is Back like blidlife!




holy shit.


well that's it for the triumphant return.

stay tuned
girv

Jamming

In the process of jamming, one leaves behind several things, the predominant one being ones dignity. After several dozen drinks, I can and will almost do anything....Keep jamming

yo, what up?

girv here, just checkin in on this sunny whatever day it is. just wondering how everyone's doing and wishing everyone the best.
anybody catch that propane fire? must've been a beauty.
thus far no medals for canada in the olympics, oh well.
i'm very tired and not sure what else to say other than check out these famous glasses.

catch yall on the flip side
girv

What Really Turns My Crank Vol 1: Considerate Hipsters

Good Afternoon fine Blidaterians,

So this morning I had the pleasure to wait outside a local high end footwear retailer to purchase a really great new pair of sneakers. I got there at about 7am, to wait until 11 to secure a pair of these hard to come by sneakers. When I arrived at 7am, I was the only one there, to the best of my knowledge, and after staking my spot in front of the store, to be the first person to get these, I was alarmed by a young male who appeared to be about 17 or 18..This male came out and informed me that I would have to allow him to get infront of me in line for these shoes, as him and his father, had been sleeping in their car since 2am to get a pair of these shoes...So I was needlessly pissed off, but obliged due to the presence of his father who appeared very agitated at being there in the wee hours of the morning waiting with his son for sneakers....The experience got signifigantly worse before it got better...This young man, started to talk, and honestly didnt stop until after 11 when he had got his sneakers...I enjoy a friendly conversation, but when he was telling me every single article of clothing he owned, and asking everyone in the line what they were wearing.....In my blid mind, I defined him as a Considerate Hipster... A considerate hipster is one who frequents streetwear message boards, and takes pictures of himself adorned with every outfit he owns...He told me that the way I was wearing my "denim wear" was out of fashion, and that it was only hip during the months of March and April 2007...He told me that he soaked his jeans in cold water, and wore them for a week without washing to get perfect creases, and he told me how to fold them in ways which were in for this month....I by no means am anti-hipster, im righ there to wear loud shirt and neon shades...but this guy seemed to just rub me the wrong way(no homo)..

anyways, Im bunning and ready to rock out with new gear in a non-considerate demeanor

Einhorn Out

Arby's Life

Yo whats popping bliditerians...Ive been manzing hard in the corporate world, so needless to say, my blogging has been somewhat sparse, and I apologize to our loyal fan(s?).
anyway, I just persed Arby's and it was finger licking good...beef and ched persies with curly fries..My new favourite fast food delectable..anyway, keep bunning hard
-Lois

oh hey

girv here, just checking in on this fine young morning to muse about various things that i just need to muse about.

we have a new friend: matt devlin.

the new voice of the raps. now i know that we all love chuck and we miss him, however, this is no reason to judge matt poorly. he's not chuck but that doesn't mean he isn't good. i think we should all give matt the benefit of the doubt.

well i got stuff to do.

wait, no i don't
girv

ps: check out sassy goat, the shipping is just 1 cent if you order $25.00 or more

Trendsetter?

Good Afternoon Fine blidaterians,

In an effort to get a discount from an internet fashion retailer, I filled out a form to become a member of the street team here is an excerpt from the application

Interests: Blidding, the art of gwopping, Movies about gwopzilla, and persing in various forms
Music: Bach, Sesame Street, Chopped and Screwed Christmas Albums, Tom Jones, Disney Soundtracks
Movies: Alvin and the Chipmunks, Shawshank Redemption, Lethal Weapon 3, Gwopzilla 14: Gwopping in Colonial Times

My application was accepted, so apparently I am what they call a "fashion trendsetter" and worthy of promoting their website...NEedless to say, shipping was too much, so bonna that tingaling

-Lois

Stupid Doo Doo Dumb

Main Entry: hyphy Pronunciation: "HIGH-fee" Function: adjective Etymology:

Etymology: San Francisco Bay Area, shortened perhaps from English dialect "hyperactive"; other sources cite a combination of "hype" and "fly." Popularized by E-40 and the Federation's song "Hyphy" (2004); first known use on record by Keak Da Sneak in 1998 (on "Cool," from his LP Sneakacidle).

1 : dangerous and irrational: CRAZY;

2 : amusingly eccentric; without inhibition: GOOFY

"They were getting hyphy up in the club Saturday night."