10 Fucking Years
Saw the Blade Runner sequel a few months ago, it was pretty good. I wonder if Rasho saw it, bet he loves that shit.
That's all I've got
Girv
And On The Fifth Day, He Bunned
Hey guys,
Its been awhile since Ive graced the proverbial pages of blidlife with my intelligent musings, however I am back with a vengeance(of sorts). Looking back over the memories which served as the inspiration for many of these alcohol fueled rantings, I get pretty stoked at it.
Sorry, got distracted, google Jos. A Bank Clothiers, best kind.
Anyways Its been fun,
Lois
Goodbye
Well, it's been a long run. Two years to the day to be exact. We've come a long way from that fateful night watching blade runner and trying to figure out what was going on. In recent years I've been told that that movie is a classic but I still think it's just too much. It's been a long time since our last post. since the days of patty the pigeon I've taken in a cat, been to the promise land (St. Johns) and we've all been havin' a time.
On that day in september, when I found that little bird at 8-east I reaized something: Life is more than just being a persey kid, sometimes you just have to roll with the changes (REO Speedwagon - You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish). Sometimes you have to move on, and just like patty moved on (both of them), we have done the same. From Charlie to wee hipster, from anti-facebook to anti-chat roulette, we all have to grow up. And it is on this fateful night, two years after that other night, that we finally say goodbye to Blidlife. We had some good times but we all have to move on. If you still visit this blog I must ask you to stop, as it no longer has any meaning to anyone. So I leave you with a parting note, the best advice I've ever given.
Never swing on the Girv Curve
Girv and Lois
On that day in september, when I found that little bird at 8-east I reaized something: Life is more than just being a persey kid, sometimes you just have to roll with the changes (REO Speedwagon - You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish). Sometimes you have to move on, and just like patty moved on (both of them), we have done the same. From Charlie to wee hipster, from anti-facebook to anti-chat roulette, we all have to grow up. And it is on this fateful night, two years after that other night, that we finally say goodbye to Blidlife. We had some good times but we all have to move on. If you still visit this blog I must ask you to stop, as it no longer has any meaning to anyone. So I leave you with a parting note, the best advice I've ever given.
Never swing on the Girv Curve
Girv and Lois
The Adventures Of Patty The Pigeon
1:30 AM: age discrimination
2:00 AM: head to 8-east and then go to 7-west to check out the kids getting booked at pacifico. find a pigeon sitting on the ground and discover that it cannot fly. carry the pigeon to willy's where the asshole of the year pours an entire can of iced tea on the bird while i'm holding it in my hands.
2:30 AM: get patty to the man cave where it sits outside for awhile.
3:00 AM: get patty to the watchtower and feed it some bread on the balcony, then leave it to rest.
11:00 AM: get patty some breakfast.
3:30 PM: other pigeons start visiting patty on the balcony.
5:00 PM: fire alarm goes off. check on patty only to find that he's gone. so sign of him on the balcony or anywhere on the ground around the building. conduct extensive search with no results. patty presumed alive and flying. cockles of heart begin to warm up.
fly free my friends
girv
I'd Like To Say A Few Words About Facebook
jesus it's been awhile since i did one of these but hey, what can you do?
for the past (insert amount of time facebook has been popular) i have been boycotting facebook. not because i thought it's existence was a crime against humanity (twitter), but because i thought it was being used improperly and i didn't want to be sucked into the culture. i used to feel the same way about cell phones, i saw people talking on the phone in the car, in restaurants, in movies, and while being served at the grocery store. i thought to myself that i would never be that rude and that i would never get a cell phone. then i found out that the phone in my apartment didn't really work. i was forced to get a cell phone, something i saw as a "big deal". not true. i don't do any of the things i hated about people who use cell phones. i realized that there was nothing wrong with the concept or the technology but it was how people were using the technology. so when i heard about facebook i saw people on huge ego trips measuring their worth by how many "friends" they had, and by scowering the web looking at pictures of themselves as if they had forgotten what they look like. well, that's what i have a mirror for, and if i need a website to tell me who my friends are, then i probably don't have any real friends at all. i was so afraid of a website changing who i was that i cut myself off from it completely. what i didn't realize was that facebook could keep me in touch with people i hadn't seen in a long tome, or get in contact with someone who checks facebook more often than their e-mail (ie. everyone). i realized that getting facebook was no bigger a deal than buying a new set of spoons for your kitchen. sure it's a change, probably for the better, but who really cares. so now i have facebook.
add me if you can find me
now you know
girv
for the past (insert amount of time facebook has been popular) i have been boycotting facebook. not because i thought it's existence was a crime against humanity (twitter), but because i thought it was being used improperly and i didn't want to be sucked into the culture. i used to feel the same way about cell phones, i saw people talking on the phone in the car, in restaurants, in movies, and while being served at the grocery store. i thought to myself that i would never be that rude and that i would never get a cell phone. then i found out that the phone in my apartment didn't really work. i was forced to get a cell phone, something i saw as a "big deal". not true. i don't do any of the things i hated about people who use cell phones. i realized that there was nothing wrong with the concept or the technology but it was how people were using the technology. so when i heard about facebook i saw people on huge ego trips measuring their worth by how many "friends" they had, and by scowering the web looking at pictures of themselves as if they had forgotten what they look like. well, that's what i have a mirror for, and if i need a website to tell me who my friends are, then i probably don't have any real friends at all. i was so afraid of a website changing who i was that i cut myself off from it completely. what i didn't realize was that facebook could keep me in touch with people i hadn't seen in a long tome, or get in contact with someone who checks facebook more often than their e-mail (ie. everyone). i realized that getting facebook was no bigger a deal than buying a new set of spoons for your kitchen. sure it's a change, probably for the better, but who really cares. so now i have facebook.
add me if you can find me
now you know
girv
Road Trippin
first off, apologies to those who are pissed off at the fact that we have not blogged since we got back home. i can only cite our laziness as the cause and hope that you understand. as for the trip here it was fitch and the girv in the most reliable vehicle in the world. here's a recap:
broke gott's mom's jam before we even left (it was wrapped in the bathrobe).
had a pretty good time through ontario but just before we hit quebec the enine started to overheat. we took a look under the hood and realized that there was a coolant leak. so we high-tailed it to a truck repair station where a lovely old machanic named larry(?) and his young apprentice helped us out. turns out the cap for the fluid was loose and the coolant was spewing everywhere. anyways we learned that a good quick fix for a radiator leak is to drop a couple of eggs into the coolant lines. hum. after that we had dinner at a subway with the most open floorspace you will ever see in a submarine shop. anyways, montreal was a complete disaster. we drove about 10 km into the city and were told we had to turn around and go back the way we came then go around the city because of some small construction. the rest of montreal can only described through the muse of video:
we stopped at a motel outside of montreal and got going early the next day. although it is a nice drive, there wasn't much that happened. new brunswick sucks. here are some visuals:
Persy apples
Gasin' up
HOME!
ACTUALLY HOME!
The sea
let it begin
goisburger
broke gott's mom's jam before we even left (it was wrapped in the bathrobe).
had a pretty good time through ontario but just before we hit quebec the enine started to overheat. we took a look under the hood and realized that there was a coolant leak. so we high-tailed it to a truck repair station where a lovely old machanic named larry(?) and his young apprentice helped us out. turns out the cap for the fluid was loose and the coolant was spewing everywhere. anyways we learned that a good quick fix for a radiator leak is to drop a couple of eggs into the coolant lines. hum. after that we had dinner at a subway with the most open floorspace you will ever see in a submarine shop. anyways, montreal was a complete disaster. we drove about 10 km into the city and were told we had to turn around and go back the way we came then go around the city because of some small construction. the rest of montreal can only described through the muse of video:
we stopped at a motel outside of montreal and got going early the next day. although it is a nice drive, there wasn't much that happened. new brunswick sucks. here are some visuals:
Persy apples
Gasin' up
HOME!
ACTUALLY HOME!
The sea
let it begin
goisburger
blood fiyah(sic)
whats persing fine friends and foes, its lois here checking in from the screwface capital(toronto). its been a pretty perse summer, mad chilling on the yeast coast and variable amounts of sussing back in toronto..Girv, message me when youre back in toronto..we must dank various dankables and your blid ratings are required..all i can say is borneo mixed with jet fuel with a hint of raspberry...jeahhh
anyways, google andy milionakis zombie for a larf or several
your homie
Lois
miss me yet?
just chillin here at la campo. apparently lois can't take time out of her rigorous schedule to post so i will instead. been having fun here went on a trip with all the trippers which can be summed up in this picture:
then i took my whitewater rescue technician course which can be summed up in this video:
(it's me on what can only be described as a zipline through water)
so, derosen eh? looks like a good guy. i'm down.
hope yall are having a good time wherever you are.
by the way check this shit out:
throwback!
girv
then i took my whitewater rescue technician course which can be summed up in this video:
(it's me on what can only be described as a zipline through water)
so, derosen eh? looks like a good guy. i'm down.
hope yall are having a good time wherever you are.
by the way check this shit out:
throwback!
girv
Dangerbears
I honestly have no idea what the title means, Im fairly hungover...on another note, last night was fairly jokestastic, mens juicing on the porch in the finest form, followed by a little visito by the Chilean navy, who brought over this drink i think that had cognac and tequila in it, regardless....It tasted like water
Mens are posting all over this fine city for the first bit of the summer, getting my class tip on and of course my sunburn tip...
Anyway, im mad hungover and pretty cheesled about not being able to catch the last 5 minutes of criminal minds, damn you rapidshare..
back to the cave
your boy,
Lois
hey you guys
was ap?
it's the girv, i'm like a cheap ho. but not really. whitelaw would never describe me as such however if he were to be describing himself; that would be a whole new ballgame. speaking of ballgames. how about those jays. gotta love this shit.
was in TO last night for a couple of hours. maybe you saw me but probably not. if anyone is wondering what happened to the answer. it's gone. endo storyo.
here's a fun little thing
and here's another:
just went on on a little 45 minute canoe trip to get some beers. little buggy on the portage though. and we broke the seat on the canoe. oops.
hey lois are you still alive or what?
post something
girv
it's the girv, i'm like a cheap ho. but not really. whitelaw would never describe me as such however if he were to be describing himself; that would be a whole new ballgame. speaking of ballgames. how about those jays. gotta love this shit.
was in TO last night for a couple of hours. maybe you saw me but probably not. if anyone is wondering what happened to the answer. it's gone. endo storyo.
here's a fun little thing
and here's another:
just went on on a little 45 minute canoe trip to get some beers. little buggy on the portage though. and we broke the seat on the canoe. oops.
hey lois are you still alive or what?
post something
girv
ahoy from camp
anyone catch the celtics/bulls game last night. wicked. i'm here at camp safely for those who were worried about me.
on an unrelated note, those who want to send me mail can send it to:
1143 kandalore rd
RR#2 minden ont
K0M 2K0
hey lois, when willy's puts up the site could you put the address on blidlife. thanks.
this should have been an email
girv
on an unrelated note, those who want to send me mail can send it to:
1143 kandalore rd
RR#2 minden ont
K0M 2K0
hey lois, when willy's puts up the site could you put the address on blidlife. thanks.
this should have been an email
girv
jersey musings
just watching the game here and jarrod saltalamacchia is hitting. don't you love it when a player's name curves around the jersey.
perhaps someday someone will have a name that goes all the way around the number.
speaking of jerseys. anyone see the washington "Natinals" the other night. check out the comment where the nats put the N upside down. someone's getting fired.
youssarian you fuck
girv
perhaps someday someone will have a name that goes all the way around the number.
speaking of jerseys. anyone see the washington "Natinals" the other night. check out the comment where the nats put the N upside down. someone's getting fired.
youssarian you fuck
girv
that's my boy
point pleasant park was just the bee's knees yesterday and as we come to the end of yet another glorious school year it is important to enjoy the outdoors on those kinds of days. for the current location of the white door you can now follow the link on the sidebar.
so how about them jays? 10-4 and firing on all cylinders. it's good to see the team in such good spirits and joking about each other.
i made a gingerbread house today but it's not gingerbread. it's just vanilla cake with candy and icing. if anybody want's one they're 50% off and like $2 at superstore on barrington. everybody needs a hobby.
vernon you manz
girv
so how about them jays? 10-4 and firing on all cylinders. it's good to see the team in such good spirits and joking about each other.
i made a gingerbread house today but it's not gingerbread. it's just vanilla cake with candy and icing. if anybody want's one they're 50% off and like $2 at superstore on barrington. everybody needs a hobby.
vernon you manz
girv
it's totally nails!
it is just the most beautiful of days today. walking around our great city this afternoon i couldn't help but curse myself for not putting shorts on this morning. my usually reliable desktop weather update told me it was a measly one degree. lies!
went to st. mary's today to try and fix the unbelievable cock-up caused my the unfathomable barry lesser. although i had no idea where i was going i decided to find the most administrative looking building. and what do you know, i was right. everything's comin' up girvan.
so the jays are killing it. let me say that again. the jays are killing it. yea, you gotta love it. hill (ma boy), is loving not being concussed, snider is loving having big muscles and LL cool J is loving being LL cool J.
post old spice of course
girv
went to st. mary's today to try and fix the unbelievable cock-up caused my the unfathomable barry lesser. although i had no idea where i was going i decided to find the most administrative looking building. and what do you know, i was right. everything's comin' up girvan.
so the jays are killing it. let me say that again. the jays are killing it. yea, you gotta love it. hill (ma boy), is loving not being concussed, snider is loving having big muscles and LL cool J is loving being LL cool J.
post old spice of course
girv
Day of Reckoning/For my Cuttys Fridays vol 1
Weathers getting nice again, another distraction which usually leads to poor(er) performance on exams, but who really cares.
anyways, here are some sick videos ive been stuck on as of recently..so peep game, and study hard kids
Young L-Floss Hard
Hiatus Living/Asleep In The Bread Aisle
Oh crap, I almost forgot about my manz over here at blidlife, and I realize thats its been a minute since Ive been on this piece, but alas I return. Not only do I return with some blid bidnesss, I also am here to shamelessly plug the album which I think will be the biggest/best album of 2009, Asleep in the Bread Aisle by young Asher Roth.
Ive been on the Asher Roth tip since he released the greenhouse effect over the summer, probably my favourite rapper as of right now. Sick flow and hes down with blid living and the college lifestyle that I tend to deal with hecticly.
anyway, It comes out on 420 so if mens arent too twiss, go out and buy it...Im gonna grips at least 2 copies..
We so nice right now,
Lois
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